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identity:
name: хофа
handle: Secoolioo
tz: Europe/Berlin (UTC+1)
builds:
- windows tooling that removes chores
- python automation & desktop apps
- minecraft server plugins (paper)
- home lab: solar, iot, self-hosting
principles:
- if it is manual twice, script it
- ship it, then make it pretty
- logs > guesses
- the bug is in your assumption
status: >
automating things that
take longer to automate |
| repo | what it does |
|---|---|
Hoferium |
Windows neu aufsetzen ohne Datenchaos — sichern, debloaten, zurückholen. Vom USB-Stick. |
KAT |
Keep Awake Tool. ctypes + tray icon. Research & demonstration only. |
shelly-solar-control |
Schaltet Shelly-Geräte, wenn der SolarEdge-Wechselrichter genug einspeist. |
mcbank |
Paper-Plugin: Bank-NPCs mit Spieler-Skin, Items gegen Punkte, Sidebar-Rangliste. |
flobot |
Python bot. |
enyripter |
Crypto/encryption playground. |
> gpg --decrypt ~/.secrets
| key | value |
|---|---|
first_language |
a .bat file that did absolutely nothing |
tabs_or_spaces |
spaces. not negotiable. |
worst_bug |
a timezone. it is always a timezone. |
coffee_per_commit |
0.7 |
favourite_error |
The system cannot find the path specified. |
deploy_target |
a machine under my desk with a DDNS name |
$ uptime
03:41:07 up 9 years, 4 users, load average: too high
$ echo $PHILOSOPHY
"there is no spoon, only stack traces"> systemctl status now.service
● now.service - what хофа is currently doing
Loaded: loaded (/home/хофа/.config/now.service; enabled)
Active: active (running)
├─ building ..... windows tooling that saves hours
├─ wiring ....... solar output -> smart plugs -> lower bills
├─ breaking ..... a minecraft server, on purpose
└─ learning ..... better packaging, better CI> cat HOW_THIS_PAGE_WORKS.md
Nothing here is a screenshot and nothing is a GIF.
| layer | how |
|---|---|
| hero, dividers, terminal, orbit, dossier, editor, footer | hand-written SVG, animated with CSS @keyframes + SMIL, self-hosted in ./assets |
| repo rain, live HUD, contribution EKG, language cores, repo cards, service record | generated from the live GitHub API by ./scripts, re-rendered every 3h by live.yml |
| snake | snake.yml → output branch |
| 3D calendar | profile-3d.yml |
GitHub renders README SVGs in image mode: no JavaScript, no web fonts, no external
references. So every effect above — rain, glitch, typing, EKG draw-on, holographic
sheen — is pure CSS/SMIL inside a single self-contained .svg.
Steal it: everything in this repo is MIT.
